Monday, November 17, 2008

A few Dungeons and Dragons jokes

Why did the mummy infect the cleric with necrotic rot?
Because daddy liked to see prostitutes.

Why were rot scarab swarms with the mummy.
Daddy got angry and said it was from his friends couch.

Is the mummy bloodied?
>giggle< menses.

What is the save against mummy rot?
The nurse was a bitch. Cotton swab.

Why does Chris Hansen like 4e?
He heard about the minor action and that will make great television.