Monday, December 15, 2008

More Quickie Jokes

We were attacked by these undead creatures. Total assholes. Talked all this wight power shit.

I was all stoked to reach fifth level to get fireball. Unfortunately I picked it up a little bit earlier in a tiefling brothel.

I went to Tijuana with a warlock for my last vacation. He thought he was a hard ass cuz of his high constitution score and wasn't careful about drinking the water. Dude had eldritch blast for a week.

I was stuck in the Bay Area without a car and with lousy armor. So I just took AC Transit.

I always assumed the Eladrin were sorta squares. But then I went to one of those fey bars. Dudes know how to party.

I've been following undead politics lately.
The vampire contingent has lost a lot of ground to the wight wing.


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