Lately I been hanging out with Alenaela, the elven sorceress lately. Because of the whole elves living many life times compared to a human, she has a kid that's like four times my age; Silvadrin, the archer. So I was up at the Ornery Wyvern tavern, and Thurbaard the dwarf was up there, and I hadn't seen him for a fortnight, so we each bought each other a few flagons of ale, and before I knew it I was pretty wasted. After a few hours of carrying on like idiots, Silvadrin comes in, and I'm all friendly, well thinking I'm friendly, and have him sit with us. I was already pretty drunk, and he got a bottle of sylvanberry wine, and then Snifflefoot the halfling busts out a bag of blow, so I'm wasted and yammerin', can't keep my mouth shut. So I decide it'd be a good idea to tell Silvadrin all the things we have in common. Started out dumb enough, just adventuring stuff. Then Thurbaard mentions Alenaela. Guess who can't stop making a joke once it pops into his head? So I tell Silvadrin how we both crawled around in his mom's pussy and sucked on her titties. Dude got pissed, no shit, right? But get this, he says "though I will not comment on the most vulgar of your statements, you would do well to know elven women do not lactate or breastfeed like you coarse humans. Good day!" And storms out. Fuckin elves man. Those are some nice old titties though.
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